chocolatechippedteacup:

this will never stop being the best scene in the entire show

(Source: oswinasswald, via captainodonoghue)

• people: you've changed
• me: well i couldn't stay a sperm forever could i

(Source: unseattle, via joesuqg)

who-the-fuck-is-uncle-ken:

omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired

(via an-abundance-of-frankies)

(Source: suffersilence, via dobriaen)

(Source: franciscamay, via greys-anatomy-causes-heart-ons)

stevet0ny:

I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP

#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’

(Source: lostiel, via aleashajean)

harrehshipsdontlie:

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION

#NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE

(via causeyouwerelookingoverme)

queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

(via causeyouwerelookingoverme)

happynowlynsey:

tea-and-tumblr:

productofasexican:

thadeusbecile:

daddythorin:

thadeusbecile:

if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france

will you liveblog it

yes

will it be a musical?

les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time

Make sure to build a better barricade this time

(via aleashajean)

theblanketbear:

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

you clever little shit

(via on-the-stark-way-to-hell)

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

(via thechamberofsecrets)

unalluring:

 

this would be me if my  school burned down 

(Source: kashief, via we-are-phanmily)

askthegreycreeper:

scoone:

I scroll down to see the whole post and then I scroll up to reblog but

its funny because he is like staring at the reblog button

(via whycantibeafictionalcharacter)